Shelob decided to partake in screenhouse happy hour with us.
I fought Shelob valiantly like Sam Gamgee did in the tunnels of Mordor. In the shade of the screenhouse roof, I bravely armed myself with a broom, lunging and parrying throughout my attack. A hard fight to Shelob’s demise, I victoriously saved my princess still clutching our chalices of gin and tonics.
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