Glinda’s Goal

Imagery from the googles

 I finally caught on to what was going down on that movie “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz”.  Glinda the Good Witch of the North manipulated Dorothy and her crew to whack the Wicked Witch of the East by dropping Auntie Em’s house on her.  And later by whacking Wicked Witch of the West by melting her with a pail of water.  

Dorothy, Toto and her crew created an  insurrection coup d’Etat against the Wonderful Wizard of Oz exposing his sham of an corporate operation.  He self banished himself in a balloon after awarding Dorothy’s crew with meager trinkets.  Oz got the last laugh by leaving Dorothy behind when Toto chased after the conjured up cat.  A just reward for ruining is phony wizardship.

Afterward, Glinda then traded Dorothy’s return to Auntie Em in Kansas for the coveted ruby slippers.  Which no doubt was Glinda the Good Witch of the North’s goal all along.  With all the Witches whacked, the entire empire, Munchkinland et all, is now ruled over by Glinda the Good Witch of the North. 

 

Glinda the “Good” Witch of the North is badass.